Pippin: ...and then the mushrooms the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting!
*Pippin stops dead in his tracks, causing the others to stop too.*
Pippin: I told you to STOP CALLING ME PIPPIN!!!!!!!! I have a name: my name is Billy. Bil-ly! Got it?!
Dominic: But, Billy, we're filming. We always call you 'Pippin' on camera.
Billy: Well, Dom, I don't like it! How would YOU like it if we all called you 'Merry' on camera?
Dominic: But you do...
Billy: Don't mock me!
*Other 3 actors stare at one another, exchanging Here-we-go-again and What-an-idiot glances*
(Off Camera)-
Some Guy: *to P.J.* Don't you get tired of this?
P.J.: Na, we're used to it. We go through this one every day. Why do you think these movies take so long to shoot?
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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