Where Legolas is about to throw the rope down to Aragorn and Gimli form atop the battlements of Helms Deep.
(Instead spreads his arms wide)
Legolas: I am a golden guy!
Aragorn: What?
Legolas: I dig music!... And im on drugs!
**uruk hai cheer!**
Legolas jumps into the crowd of urks and is killed.
Aragorn: Looney.!
(ok i watched almost famous yesterday, and that part is really funny.)
Aragron fighting Lhurtz
Aragron: Let me pass, as King of Gondor!
Lhurtz: I move for no man!
Aragorn: SO be it...
Aragron severs lHURTZ'S ARM..
Lhurtz: Tis just a scratch.
Aragorn: A scratch, your arm's off!
Lhurtz: No it isnt.
Aragorn: (points ot arm on the ground) Whats that then?
L: Ive had worse.
A: Youre a liar
L: come on you pansy!
Aragorn cuts off Lhurtz' other arm. Your other arm's off!
L: What! just a flesh wound!
Aragron chops his leg off...
L: ill do you for that!
A: youll what?
L: come here!
A: What are you going to do?? Bleed on me?
L: I am invincible!
A: Your a looney...
L: Lhurtz always triumphs. Have at you!
Aragorn takes his last remaining leg off.
L: Allright, we'll call it a draw.
(The HOly Grail.. couldnt resist.. someone's probably already been there thought...)
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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