Legolas: Final tally, 42! *strokes his bow*
Gimli: Not bad, for an Elvish princeling. I, myself, am sitting on a pretty 43.
*Legolas shoots the Orc that Gimli's sitting on, and the arrow hits him in a rather sensitive part*
Gimli: EEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!
Legolas: *runs away as fast as his Elven legs can carry him*
*Cut to a shot of the horizon. Legolas is running away as fast as he can, and Gimli is chasing him wearing a diaper-like bandage, waving his axe, and yelling choice curse words in Khuzdul*
Sorry for mental pictures! I got the idea from the TTT EE that I was watching last night.
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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