(This is kind of from the book, but oh well...)
Legolas: And has anyone seem Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Legolas: Alas, for I much wished to tell him that I saved a bunch of money with Geiko insurance!
Or...
Legolas: Has anyone seen Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Legolas: Rats! Lost another loan to Ditech!
Or...
Legolas: Has anyone seen Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Gamling: That could get nasty! I hope he has that insurance!
Legolas: What insurance?
Duck: Aflac!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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