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Lindril Arvilya · 12-16-2003, 10:43 AM

I'd say this is turning into a sordid love triangle, but really, it's a square.

Aragorn: *slumped on the steps outside, trying to ignore kissy noises from inside* I can't believe Arwen would cheat on me... *sniff sniff* *tries to take it like a man* *bursts into tears*
Eowyn: *thinks "Score! Here's my chance!"* Aragorn, my lord, what's wrong?
Aragorn: Arwen... cheated... on.... me!!!!!
Eowyn: Oh, you poor man, she doesn't deserve you! (Asks the fatal question) Who's the poor guy who has to put up with her for the rest of his life?
Aragorn: *pauses... can he do this?* Well, uh, er.... *thinks "She'll find out soon enough"* Uh... Haldir.
*smooch*

12-16-2003, 10:43 AM	#313
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	I'd say this is turning into a sordid love triangle, but really, it's a square. Aragorn: slumped on the steps outside, trying to ignore kissy noises from inside I can't believe Arwen would cheat on me... sniff sniff tries to take it like a man bursts into tears Eowyn: thinks "Score! Here's my chance!" Aragorn, my lord, what's wrong? Aragorn: Arwen... cheated... on.... me!!!!! Eowyn: Oh, you poor man, she doesn't deserve you! (Asks the fatal question) Who's the poor guy who has to put up with her for the rest of his life? Aragorn: pauses... can he do this? Well, uh, er.... thinks "She'll find out soon enough" Uh... Haldir. smooch __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!