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Anything but Arwen · 10-28-2003, 11:47 AM

Ok, not the Silmarillion, but the best I could do!

Be Prepared ~ Sauron singing to the Nazgul..

Sauron: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a hobbit’s backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking Rings and oppression!
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shiny new era
(Random Nazgul: Ooo! Shiny!)

Is tiptoeing nearer

Witch King: And where do we feature?

Sauron: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my Ring!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Witch King: Yeah be prepared

Nazgul #3 : We'll be prepared
Nagul #7: For what?

Sauron: For the return of my Ring..

Witch King: Why, did you break the phone?

Sauron: No fool, my Ring of Power! And yours too

Nazgul: Great idea! We need the Rings!
More Rings, more Rings, lalalalalala

Sauron: Idiots! It will be the ONE Ring!
Witch King: But you said..
Sauron: My Ring will rule yours!
Stick with me and you'll never have to think again!

Nazgul: Yay! Alright! Long live the Lord of the Rings! Long live the Ring!

Sauron: It's great that we'll be soon be connected
By Rings that will be all time abhorred
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board

(Gollum offstage: Shiiiiiiiiire!!! BAGGINNNNNNNNSSSSSESSSSS!!!!)
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a dime without me

So prepare for the War of the Ring
Be prepared for the darkest of ages

(Oooh!)

Meticulous planning

(We'll have Rings!)

Tenacity spanning

(Lots of Rings!)

Centurys of denial

(We can hunt hobbits!)

Is simply why I'll

(And elves and dwarves!)

Be Lord undisputed

(Shiiiire!)

Respected, saluted

(Bagginsss!)

And seen for the horror I am

(Pizza!)

Yes, my mace and my pinkies are bared
Be prepared!

Yes, our Rings and our pinkies are bared
Be prepared!

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10-28-2003, 11:47 AM	#4
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Ok, not the Silmarillion, but the best I could do! Be Prepared ~ Sauron singing to the Nazgul.. Sauron: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a hobbit’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking Rings and oppression! Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shiny new era (Random Nazgul: Ooo! Shiny!) Is tiptoeing nearer Witch King: And where do we feature? Sauron: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my Ring! And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! Witch King: Yeah be prepared Nazgul #3 : We'll be prepared Nagul #7: For what? Sauron: For the return of my Ring.. Witch King: Why, did you break the phone? Sauron: No fool, my Ring of Power! And yours too Nazgul: Great idea! We need the Rings! More Rings, more Rings, lalalalalala Sauron: Idiots! It will be the ONE Ring! Witch King: But you said.. Sauron: My Ring will rule yours! Stick with me and you'll never have to think again! Nazgul: Yay! Alright! Long live the Lord of the Rings! Long live the Ring! Sauron: It's great that we'll be soon be connected By Rings that will be all time abhorred Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board (Gollum offstage: Shiiiiiiiiire!!! BAGGINNNNNNNNSSSSSESSSSS!!!!) The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a dime without me So prepare for the War of the Ring Be prepared for the darkest of ages (Oooh!) Meticulous planning (We'll have Rings!) Tenacity spanning (Lots of Rings!) Centurys of denial (We can hunt hobbits!) Is simply why I'll (And elves and dwarves!) Be Lord undisputed (Shiiiire!) Respected, saluted (Bagginsss!) And seen for the horror I am (Pizza!) Yes, my mace and my pinkies are bared Be prepared! Yes, our Rings and our pinkies are bared Be prepared! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...