ok, here's my attempt at one.
I'm Just a Little Orc Soldier as sung by Frodo with orc armour on, to the tune of Pooh's I'm Just a Little Black Raincloud.
I'm just a little orc soldier
hiding my ring so that you don't see
I'm just a little orc soldier
pay no attention to little me
Everyone knows that orc soldiers
always wear armour just like this.
I'm just staggering about
though I'm quite worn out
wondering when I might rest.
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