Okay, not LotR, but I can always imagine Merry and Pippin singing:
We know a song that gets on everbody's nerves!
Everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves!
We know a song that gets on everbody's nerves and THIS is how it goes:
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In truth, they'd probably sing:
Strider the smelly Ranger,
Had a very oily head!
And if you ever smelled it,
You would probably drop dead....
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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