[Nimrothiel]

This is an incomplete parody of "The Knights of the Round Table" song. (I need help with the last verse.)

The Orcs From the Land of Mordor

We're Orcs from the land of Mordor,
We dance around the corridor.
We foul our beds, and cut off heads,
With quite a bit of ardor.
We dine well here in Mordor,
We eat gnats and cats and rats galore!

We're Orcs from the land of Mordor,
Our shows are not mediocre.
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are to sing quite poor-dor!
We're opera mad in Mordor;
We all love to sing tenor!

We're Orcs from the land of Mordor...,

It's a busy life in Mordor,
I'm very rarely bore-dor!

(I can't think of anything for the middle lines for the last verse.)