I can just see it now...
Frodo is overcome by the Morgul blade and becomes the Miniature Nazgul aka the 10th Ringwraith. Of course, Sauron now has the ring and, well, Middle Earth is doomed. However, a group of brave soldiers from Gondor and Rohan are trying to make a last stand and are being REALLY annoying to Lord Sauron. Frodo the Nazgul is sent to deal with the matter.
"Surrender, in the name of Mordor!!" says the barely-four-foot-tall ringwraith in his most dramatic sounding voice. His short pony snorts and stomps the ground and attempts to look dangerous.
The soldiers take one look at their enemy and his tiny pony and burst out in laughter. Frodo attempts to look more threatening. The soldiers laugh even harder.
Time passes. Another ringwraith comes by and notices all of the soldiers are lying dead on the field.
"Ah, I see that you finally figured out how to use the Black Breath, slave."
"Um...well... no. They died laughing."
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