"Sam! Keep looking for that spatula! The eggs are almost done and I don't think I can flip them with a sword!"
Introducing, SAMWISE PRESLEY singin' his greatest hit!
"You ain't nothin' but a Slinker, whinin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Stinker, cryin' all the time
You may have caught a rabbit but youwain't no friend of mine!"