[Esgallhugwen]

'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas'

or
'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy'
or
'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' *you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good* [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]