Eowyn: I did soooo not bleach my hair! Bleach is for commoners! Nothing except L'Oreal touches this royal hair! Oops! Wait! *checks her script* OK, who changed my script with Arwen's????????
*Hobbit snickering is heard in the background*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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