I'd have been Nerdanel, and I would have put a bit of sleeping draught in Fëanor's ale when he started talking trash about storming the ships at Alqualondë. I'd have taken the boys out on more fun trips, so they didn't trap themselves into useless oaths and ruin their lives. I'd have encouraged Fëanor to work on shipbuilding earlier in life and, well, I'd sign up with ABC (Aman Broadcasting Network) for an exclusive multi-season deal for a sitcom called Life with Fëanor and I'd have invoked good-natured fun at tense moments and cut to a commercial when he started ranting too much. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Cheers!
Lyta
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“…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”
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