Suddenly Frodo Falls an his back and the ring slips out of his pocket and latches itself to frodos foot hairs. Frodo dissapears and looks behind him and sees a giant PBS logo talking to him. It's words were,"I am Ozzy Osborne." Frodo suddenly takes off the ring in a corner of the Porcelain cow and Jimmy grabs him saying
"You draw too much attension to your self Mr.- What did you say your name was again
"Uhhhh-Bond, James Bond"
Jimmy takes him upto a room and suddenly sam merry and pippin come in armed with extension cords ready to srtangle the strange circus man.
Jimmy says you have a tall heart moderatly sized hobbit but that will not save you I know what hunts you.
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