Very...interesting Meela. But you forgot one leedle important thing!
Agent E *the next day, rather hungover*: The company accompanying the Ringbearer shall be nine...the nine loudest people here...ouch.
Pip *loudly*: Where are we going???? Will there be mushrooms??!??
AE: Get him out of here! My poor head...
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Agent E: Well, that's it. We elves have committed the ultimate error and are sending a merry troupe of fools on a fool's errand-I mean the Ringbearer is setting out on his hopeless quest! On him alone is any blame if you fail!
*Fro clears his throat nervously*
AE: Moreover, the rest of you are not going to be forced to go any further than you will!
*The eight look at each other, then at various elf-maidens gathered in the crowd. They saunter caaaaaasually and try to mingle*
AE: Holllllld it!
*the eight freeze*
AE (Barney Fife style): Get back here!
*the eight slink back*
AE: Off with ya already!
*the nine leave. Aragorn looks back at Arwen, who looks as if she's about to cry*
Aragorn: Do not worry, my sweet! Soon we shall be together, and no murky bog will tear us apart!
Arwen: What? Oh, Finduilas, hand me another onion...boy these are good!
Aragorn: *twitch*
Meanwhile, just outside...
Fro: Gandalf, which way? Right or left?
Gandy: Umm, turn in the same direction as Legolas's bad ear.
Leggy: Hey! *sobs*
Gandy: Oops! My bad. *sniggers evilly*
The Crebain etc. scene is next...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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