OK, maybe I'll do another scene...
GIMLI: The walls of Moria!
ARAGORN: The mines are no place for a pony. Go on, Bill. Don't worry, he knows the way home.
*loud crashing noise in the distance as Bill falls off a cliff*
ARAGORN: Or maybe not.
GANDALF: Isildim... It mirrors only starlight and moonlight...
*the door starts glowing a bright neon pink*
GANDALF Annon edhellen! Edro hi ammen!
*nothing*
Meanwhile...
BOROMIR: I was going to write a letter to Elrond saying which way we've gone, but I don't know the Elvish word for "friend".
ARAGORN(as Gandalf is pushing the doors): Mellon.
Just as Gandalf had put his full weight against the doors, they open. He loses his balance and falls on his face.
Next scene is... The Watcher in the Water.
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