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Old 07-23-2003, 05:28 PM   #44
Meneltarmacil
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*they walk through Moria for a while, Gandalf gets lost.*

GANDALF: I have no memory of this place...
FRODO: Would it kill you to ask for directions?
GANDALF: NEVER!!!! A wizard does not ask for directions! He ALWAYS knows exactly where he is!
FRODO: Then how come you're lost?
GANDALF: Am not!
FRODO: Are too!
GANDALF: Am not!
FRODO: Are too!
(several hours later)
GANDALF: Am not.. Wait! It's that way! I knew it all along! And YOU said I was lost!
GIMLI: Ohh! *sees Balin's grave and then starts bawling like a little girl*
LEGOLAS: It's okay.. don't cry...*hugs Gimli*
*Aragorn and Boromir start looking at him strangely*
*Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well, etc.*
GANDALF: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
ARAGORN: I second the motion!
BOROMIR: Me too!
GANDALF: *sigh*
*Boromir looks out the doorway*
*he gets shot with an arrow*
BOROMIR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH *dies*
PJ: Cut! What was that?!
BOROMIR: Well, you SAID I was supposed to die in this movie, so...
PJ: Not YET!!!
BOROMIR: Oh, if you insist... *comes back to life* They have a cave troll!
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