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Nehani · 08-02-2003, 06:24 PM

I'm new at this, so bear with me here. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

SAM: row row row your boat...
BOROMIR: SHUT UP sam!!
Legolas feels sea sick, and leans over the edge.
Gimli points out that his face matches his clothes. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

meanwhile, behind the boats:

GOLLUM: row row row your log...

At the camp that night:

After recovering from his sickness, Legolas commences to throw pinecones at Gimli and chase him through the forest, not realising that its actually Pippin. After running out of pinecones Legolas returns to the camp and grabs all the remaining firewood, and runs away shrieking "How dare you insult my fair face!!!".

PIPPIN: I'm not Gimli!!
LEGGY: Yea right, you're too fat to be a hobbit!!

Boromir growls and goes off to get more firewood.
Frodo meanwhile, is climbing up the tallest tree in the forest in hopes of catching a squirrel for dinner.
He scrapes his hand on the bark, and squeels. Boromir looks up, grabs GImli's axe, and starts hacking madly at the tree. Gimli, meanwhile, sits on a log, watching Leggy chase Pippin, chuckling all the while. After a fit of chuckling, he mutters, "You stupid elf!". Leggy, with his elvish ears, hears GImli, and abandons Pippin, and starts chasing the REAL Gimli, who looks for his axe, and realising its gone, grabs a squirrel sitting calmy nearby.

Frodo, from the tree, sees the squirrel and falls out of the tree yelling, "DINNER!!". As he lands, he slips on the ring, and attempts to creep up on the squirrel. Boromir drops Gimli's axe, which then lands on his foot.
BOROMIR: AHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID HOBBIT!!!
Frodo sneaks away with the squirrel in hand.

That's all for now folks!! Hope you like it.

08-02-2003, 06:24 PM	#53
Nehani Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mirkwood (or something like it) Posts: 80	I'm new at this, so bear with me here. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] SAM: row row row your boat... BOROMIR: SHUT UP sam!! Legolas feels sea sick, and leans over the edge. Gimli points out that his face matches his clothes. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] meanwhile, behind the boats: GOLLUM: row row row your log... At the camp that night: After recovering from his sickness, Legolas commences to throw pinecones at Gimli and chase him through the forest, not realising that its actually Pippin. After running out of pinecones Legolas returns to the camp and grabs all the remaining firewood, and runs away shrieking "How dare you insult my fair face!!!". PIPPIN: I'm not Gimli!! LEGGY: Yea right, you're too fat to be a hobbit!! Boromir growls and goes off to get more firewood. Frodo meanwhile, is climbing up the tallest tree in the forest in hopes of catching a squirrel for dinner. He scrapes his hand on the bark, and squeels. Boromir looks up, grabs GImli's axe, and starts hacking madly at the tree. Gimli, meanwhile, sits on a log, watching Leggy chase Pippin, chuckling all the while. After a fit of chuckling, he mutters, "You stupid elf!". Leggy, with his elvish ears, hears GImli, and abandons Pippin, and starts chasing the REAL Gimli, who looks for his axe, and realising its gone, grabs a squirrel sitting calmy nearby. Frodo, from the tree, sees the squirrel and falls out of the tree yelling, "DINNER!!". As he lands, he slips on the ring, and attempts to creep up on the squirrel. Boromir drops Gimli's axe, which then lands on his foot. BOROMIR: AHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID HOBBIT!!! Frodo sneaks away with the squirrel in hand. That's all for now folks!! Hope you like it. __________________ "Been A Long Road To Follow, Been There And Gone Tomorrow Without Saying Goodbye To Yesterday..." "The Way Is Closed. It Was Made By Those Who are Dead. The Way is Closed."