Heehee. I'll try this too. Boromir madly chases after Frodo, trying to avenge his foot. ALong the way, he comes up with the idea to use the one ring as a TOE ring so that ihs toe can have all power and live forever. Frodo takes of the ring to eat his squirrel (yikes!). Meanwhile, back at camp, Merry is helping Pippin nurse his wounds from the pinecones, while Aragorn is boiling cabbage, while humming a song he made up about cabbage. Sam plugs his ears to plug out the vile noises. Legolas is still chasing Gimli, muttering about how he wants to wash his hair with the new Herbal Essence "Fruit FUssions".
Frodo has finished his squirrel "YUM!", and is unaware of the stalking toe-lover Boromir behind the tree beside Frodo.
BOROMIR: GIve it to us precious!!
FRODO: *gasp*
BOROMIR: My toe needs it Frodo, don't you understand!!??
FRODO: uhhh....your toe?!
thats all for now. toodles.
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