*Cut to Frodo and Sam wandering aimlessly about Emyn muil....*
Frodo: for some reason I feel like I've been here before...
flashback to Frodo and Gollum sitting on Emyn Muil getting insanely drunk and falling asleep in each others arms [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Frodo: ahh yes...eh hem er...uh...Sam give me the map!
Sam: But Mr. Frodo... you used it for toilet paper about a day ago remember?
Frodo: er...Let's just have a nap then...
*While Sam and Frodo sleep peacefully Gollum watches them from above...*
Gollum: Niiiiicccce Hobbitses we wants to have them over for tea doesn't we? We doesn't even wantssss the prec- *slips and falls on Sam and Frodo, drawn out struggle ensues*
Gollum: We just *smack* wantsss *bif over head* some tea with *uppercut* the hobbitsesss
Frodo: Wait Sam... this might be tottally uncalled for...
Sam: [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] But look at him squeal!
eh. I tried [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
[ August 06, 2003: Message edited by: Cinderella ]
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