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Old 08-25-2003, 09:43 AM   #80
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(Aragorn, Gimli and Leggy hide behind a rock as the Riders come up.)

Aragorn: Little hey little ho!
Riders: Little hi little ho!
Eomer: What business have a man, a woman and a child in Rohan? Speak slowly, I have bad hearing.
Gimli: Child? Child? You have bad sight too. Do you wanna swap names, by any chance? Gimli gets a bit tiring after a while...
Eomer: I would cut off your head, Child, if I could find my sword. *squints*
Gimli: I am no child!!!
Leggy: And I no woman! *strings bow*
Aragorn: Let there be peace. I am Aragorn, and am Aragoing to find my friends who were abducted by alie- er, Orcs.
Eomer: Can you speak up please?

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