(skips over a Treebeard scene...hopefully someone will go back and do that later.)
GOLLUM: The Black Gate!
SAM: Actually, it looks more gray to me...
GOLLUM: Nassty hobbit! Never can do anything right, can we? Ohh noooo...
*the Easterlings come up from the southwest*
RANDOM EASTERLING: Umm, I guess PJ wanted us to take the long way around or something.
FRODO: It's opening!
SAM: I can see a way down! *slides down the hill*
FRODO: Sam! No! *slides after him*
*The Easterlings notice them, and Frodo puts the cloak over them*
EASTERLING: Hmmm. *accidentally kicks the "rock" rather hard*
FRODO: Ouch!
EASTERLING: Hmmm, a talking rock. Cool. *moves on*
FRODO: I do not ask anyone to go with me...
SAM: I know.
GOLLUM: No! Must not go that way! He'll catch you! And he'll take the preciousss!
...There's another way, yesss... a stair... and then a tunnel...
SAM: He's trying to trick us!
FRODO: No he isn't!
SAM: Yes he is! I happen to know because I read the book! He's going to lead us into some bug ugly stinky spider's lair and take the Ring!
FRODO: Well, in that case... *goes to the gate*
*the gate abruptly shuts, pinching Frodo and Sam in between*
F&S: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
GOLLUM: *pulls them out* Stupid hobbitses!
(thinks to self) Must take nasssty bookses...
If someone wants to do that fairly short scene with Treebeard, go right ahead, otherwise, continue with Theoden's exorcism.
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