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Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-11-2003, 12:49 AM

I'll do Treebeard...and Théoden's exorcism, too...

Treebeard: My home lies deep in the forest near the roots of the mountain. I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and, safe is where I'll keep you. The trees have grown wild and dangerous. Anger festers in their hearts. They've lost their pensions and their life savings to some scam of Saruman, something about investment in cross-breeding. They will harm you if they can. And they sure can. I've seen some drunk trees accidentally step on Men. Horrible, I tell you. There are too few of us now, too few of us Ents left to manage them.

Merry: Why? Impotence?

Treebeard: No...we're still as wild as we used to be far back in the Elder Days. Problem is, we've lost the Ent-chicks.

Merry: Poor things...

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Grima: His staff. I told you to take the wizard's staff!

*Grima's boys move toward Gandalf. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli do Matrix-style moves against them*

Gandalf: Théoden, son of Thengel. Too long have you sat in the shadows.

Théoden: Your love of the Halfling's weed has clearly slowed your mind.

Gandalf: What the...I need to call a lawyer... *brings out phone*

Théoden: *wicked laugh* You have no signal here...Gandalf the Grey!

Gandalf: What the Mandos...I'm a lawyer myself! *Gandalf removes cloak* I will sue you, Saruman, and you will lose.

Théoden: ACK...join the dark side, Magneto...ARGH!!!

Éowyn runs toward Théoden, but Aragorn stops her*

Aragorn: Wait.

Éowyn(thinking): Oooh...manly grasp...

Théoden: If I go, Théoden dies.

Gandalf: You did not kill me. You will not kill him.

Théoden: Well, I can't argue with that...bye! *Théoden becomes younger...until he becomes a baby*

Théoden(to Éowyn): Ma-Ma.

Gandalf: Hey special effects! You overdid the "younger" thing!

SPFX guys: Sorry... *presses a few buttons* There!

Lame, yes...but the Ents cannot hold back the storm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:45 AM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

12-11-2003, 12:49 AM	#94
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I'll do Treebeard...and Théoden's exorcism, too... Treebeard: My home lies deep in the forest near the roots of the mountain. I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and, safe is where I'll keep you. The trees have grown wild and dangerous. Anger festers in their hearts. They've lost their pensions and their life savings to some scam of Saruman, something about investment in cross-breeding. They will harm you if they can. And they sure can. I've seen some drunk trees accidentally step on Men. Horrible, I tell you. There are too few of us now, too few of us Ents left to manage them. Merry: Why? Impotence? Treebeard: No...we're still as wild as we used to be far back in the Elder Days. Problem is, we've lost the Ent-chicks. Merry: Poor things... -------------------- Grima: His staff. I told you to take the wizard's staff! Grima's boys move toward Gandalf. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli do Matrix-style moves against them Gandalf: Théoden, son of Thengel. Too long have you sat in the shadows. Théoden: Your love of the Halfling's weed has clearly slowed your mind. Gandalf: What the...I need to call a lawyer... brings out phone Théoden: wicked laugh You have no signal here...Gandalf the Grey! Gandalf: What the Mandos...I'm a lawyer myself! Gandalf removes cloak I will sue you, Saruman, and you will lose. Théoden: ACK...join the dark side, Magneto...ARGH!!! Éowyn runs toward Théoden, but Aragorn stops her* Aragorn: Wait. Éowyn(thinking): Oooh...manly grasp... Théoden: If I go, Théoden dies. Gandalf: You did not kill me. You will not kill him. Théoden: Well, I can't argue with that...bye! Théoden becomes younger...until he becomes a baby Théoden(to Éowyn): Ma-Ma. Gandalf: Hey special effects! You overdid the "younger" thing! SPFX guys: Sorry... presses a few buttons There! Lame, yes...but the Ents cannot hold back the storm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod <font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:45 AM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ] __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...