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Old 12-11-2003, 02:35 AM   #95
Nilpaurion Felagund
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I'll do the next one, too.

Gandalf: Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your sword.

*Hama brings him his sword*
*Theoden pulls it from its scabbard, but drops it, right through his stomach*


Théoden: Augh! *dies*

Gandalf: He's down...MEDIC!!!

PJ: Oh...sorry, Ian. We can't afford to hire medics.

Gandalf: But New Line gave you more than a hundred million!

PJ: We spent it mostly on the Elves' hair care.

Gandalf(mumbles to self): Stupid Elves. *turns to PJ* We'll just have to replace him...who do you have there?

PJ: Well...John Noble is here.

Gandalf: Great...

Théoden: I'm OK! I'm not hurt! Nobody panic! It was deliberate!

Gimli: You are full of surprises, Master Horseman, and... *whispers* you stole my line...

Théoden: Whatever. Where were we? Oh, yeah. *glares at Grima*

*Hama and another Rider roll Grima outside*

Grima: Argh! Ow!

*King Théoden follows down the stairs, draws sword*

Grima: I've only ever served you, my lord. *slinks backwards*

Théoden: Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!

Grima: Send me not from your side! Or just don't kill me! *whimpers*

*Théoden raises sword*
*Aragorn grabs his hand*


Aragorn: No, my lord! No, my lord. Let him go. Enough blood has been spilt on his account.

Théoden(thinking): Ooooh...manly grasp...

Grima: What do you expect!? I use leeches!

Théoden: Say...you're right!

*Grima scrambles to his feet and runs toward the gates*

Grima(thinking): Good thinking, Master Wormtongue!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

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