Darn! I forgot what comes next! That hardly ever happens! If I mess this up I`m so sorry! Alright, I`ll try:
Sam: Hey, Stinker, don`t be gettin` too far ahead!
Gollum: Why is it soo mean to us?!
Sam: I was talking to Frodo, stupid!
(Frodo glares thinking, "Do I really smell that bad?". Gollum goes back to chasing fish.)
Frodo: Why do you do that?
Sam: What?
Frodo: Call him names, run him down all the time.
Sam: Because. That`s what he is Mr. Frodo. There`s not left in him but lies and deceit. It`s the ring he wants. It`s all he cares about.
Frodo: You have no idea what it did to him. What its still doing to him!
Sam: Uhhhh... what`s it doing to him?
Frodo: (scratching his head) Hmmmmm... I forget. Anyway, I want to help him, Sam.
Sam: Why?
Frodo: Because... because... Oh stop confusing me, you stupid fat hobbit!
(Sam nods and walks away)
I`m sorry, Sam. I don`t know why I said that.
Sam: I do.
Frodo: You do?
Sam: Yes. You said that because ...er...um...never mind.
Frodo: (making a noise in his throat)
Gollum! Gollum! (walks away)
Sam: Can`t you here yourself? Don`t you know who sound like? (walks away)
Gollum: (still chasing fish, looks up)
Where`d they go?
I know, it`s very lame. It was fun though! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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