Smeagol: Lookie! Lookie, mommie! See what good Smeagol finds? *drops two mutilated rabbits in Frodo's lap*
Frodo:*stares at the rabbits, then at Smeagol, in horror*
Smeagol:What? Are they not tenderized enough yet? *picks one up and starts chewing on it*
Sam: *turns an unattractive shade of green* You'll make him sick, you will! You've already made me sick!
Smeagol: Thank you, Yoda. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Sam: There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys! *muttering* probably give us all indigestion, after being touched by that slimeball...
~LATER~
Smeagol: Stupid fat hobbit! I wasn't finished tenderizing them!
Sam: I am not fat! *cries*
That is the end of my creativity for now. Back when my brain recharges.
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