Theoden: I want the singing Rohirrim on the left, and the dancing Rohirrim on the right!
Gandalf to Theoden: Where do I go?
Theoden: You have a duet tap dancing number with Aragorn.
Aragorn(thinking): Senile old king...I will sing, but I will NOT dance!
Legolas (thinking): maybe I can get out of this one...
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“…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”
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