Frodo: But, but, we gotta stop! I got a really bad splinter!
Faramir: Look, just get moving-
Frodo: No, I'm serious this time! It huuuuurts!!!
Faramir: Would you like me to get it out with the tip of my sword?
Frodo: I'll keep moving, I'll keep moving. <mutters> Faramir's a big bully. I'm gonna tell Sam on him.
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