Man, everybody did the obvious "paper cut" one. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Oh well.
Frodo: "Ow! The Ring burned me!"
Faramir: "Ring?"
Frodo: "Did I say ring? I meant bing, as in 'Bing' cherries which Sam made a tasty cobbler out of. Would you like some?"
Faramir: "Uh...sure."
Frodo(thinks): "Man, that was close!"
Faramir(thinks): "I know you said ring you stinkin' midget, and I'm gonna figure out why you think it's so important."
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"Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
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