Pippin: *frantically scrabbling in the water* Uh... Merry? I think we've got a problem. I seem to have dropped my Longbottom Leaf.
Merry: Oh that's all right, I still have some.
Pippin: That's the problem. I took yours last night while you were sleeping.
Merry: Nooooooo!!!!!!!
Sam: Why, oh why, did I have to be this loyal to Master Frodo?
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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