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What about Frodo? I could see him as a little tike who cries his eyes out at the sight of big cloaked figures and very large birds..
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Don't forget screaming every time he sees a blue toy sword.
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I think that Legolas would be thought of as gay because he looks so perfect all the time
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Ah, but we know why don't we, Mom's attempts at making him a Moma's boy. (i.e. blallet lessons, constant vistits to the hair salons)
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saruman as a toddler liked to give himself a manicure
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Imagine poor Saruman at violin lessons! "I don't care who you are Saruman of Many colors or not, you have to clip your nails to play the violin!"