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Old 06-17-2003, 05:37 PM   #1
arianrod
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Shield Tolkien quotes for every occasion!

I know most of you use Tolkien quotes all throughout your day. Now's your chance to share them with us! Here are a few of my regulars:

Everytime I see someone eating an apple: "Waste of a good apple."

When I sit down to do my Geometry homework: "Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly."

When I walk up to an automatic door: "Mellon!"

One time I had to go to the front office of my school to fix something in my schedual and my friend wanted to come along. I yelled, "No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!" and ran off, leaving my friend staring after me with a confused expression on her face.
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