--Dad's recently taken to bringing my brother and I out on his new boat for fishing jaunts and we hardly catch anything except skates and sandsharks--which are both unedible--so Wesley (my brother) and I will begin singing ... "Rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeet. I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet!"
--Jumping the juniors after they get their class rings screaming "Precious! Thief Baggins!!" until their jewelry is surrendered.
Oh I know there's more, I'm so tired.
-Maikafanawen
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"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Sh*t, it's raining!'" -- Ruby, Cold Mountain
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