I was thinking at first that good old Tom Bombadil would easily win, but then, he sings too much. He'd have to relase double CD concept albums a la Pink Floyd with The Wall or something.
Maybe, with all his knowledge and all, he would be a judge:
"I once knew a boy called Brandybuck,
Who when it came to singing was known to suck.
Tralalee tralaloo with a doobie doo"
PS as someone from the country who invented Pop Idol, and World Idol etc etc (Britain), from the depths of my heart:
I am sory for my nation's wrongdoing to music.
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