[elfearz1]

alright. prepare to... throw tomatoes at me. I'm not very good at this whole funny thing. Anyway....

[Scene opens in "Club Sauron" a bustling family resteraunt. Above the noise of clinking plates and mundane chatter is the barely audible voice of a short waiter.]
Sam: What can I get for you today *looks up from his notepad to see its that scrawny bald ugly kid and makes a face* *ahem* I'm your waitor sam.
Gollum: What isss your sspecial catch of the day preciousss
Sam: Our catch of the day is fish straight from the river and a side of salad or taters
Smeagol: Whatsss taterss preciousss
Sam: Po-ta-toes!
Smeagol: *whimpering* waitorsss mean to us preciousss
*gollum comes out and steps on sam's foot*
Sam: you little brat! where're your parents?
[the manager seeing that sam is distressed hurries over to the table]
Frodo: Is there something wrong here?
Sam: Oh no, Mr. Frodo everything is*clenched teeth* fine
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Frodo: good
*The new waitor looks over and sees all three (frodo,sam,gollum)*
Faramir(to himself):now where have I seen them before?
*the eye of sauron appears in the bowl of soup he is carryng*
Sauron(in the black speech): Why are you just standing there?!? Customers are waiting!
*Faramir shrugs and walks over table number 9 and sets the food down. The customer sets down the newspaper they are reading and he sees that it's a lovely women*
Eowyn: Thank you....

THE END!
don't ask [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ August 16, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

[ August 16, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]