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ElenCala Isil · 11-03-2003, 10:35 AM

Well, I think this is just too good a thread to let die, so I hope that I can help bring it back...
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Turning on the disco ball, Saruman was greeted by Boromir the Disco King. Annoyed at this, Sarudude turned off the disco ball and Boromir left. "Blast it all, can't have a Disco ball of Many colours without that dude coming in." He muttered to himself.

He walked over to a mirror to make sure that his robes were nice and tye-dye. They were indeed very colourful.

It was the day of the colour-fest at the amusement park where once Fararmir worked. Saruman, now named Sarudude, had set up his 'Funkadelic Tye-Dye Shoppe' but he had to lost the Disco Ball, which Boromir took to his own stand, anyway.

At last his first customer came to his tent, where his shoppe was. Putting on some shades, he cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Hey, you dudes! I'm Sarudude, are you ready to learn how to make your socks totally funkadelic?!"

To see an elderly bearded wizard, wearing tye-dye robes, and speaking in such a manner was quite frightening to the children and thusly they tried to run away screaming. Unfortunately for them, their parental units ushered them back to Sarudude's tye-dye emporium...

"Peace, little dudes, I just wanna show you how to make your socks look really cool."

The kinds shuddered and watched as Sarudude took out a few pairs of socks and handed them to the children. He then took out three buckets full of dye, and a bunch of rubber bads.

"Okay dudes, just bunch up the socks and put the rubber bands on them, then dip them randomly into the dye!"

One child stared at Sarudude and asked him, "Are our socks going to be as colourful as that dress you're wearing?"

Sarudude raged as this, but it was all part of the childrens' plan. "DRESS?! THIS IS NOT DRESS! These are wizardly robes!"

As Sarudude raged on and on, the children signaled out to Gandalf, who handed them a bucket much like the ones on the counter. The kids, circled around him and at last dumped the bucket on Sarudude.

It took a while to change, but at long last, Sarudude was no longer "Sarudude on Many-Colours"

Gandalf stepped out, with a pipe to his lips and laughing heartily. "I told you I liked white better." he smirked.

Sarudude raged, and lunged for the children, but Gandalf protected them. "Run along little ones, Boromir is about to perform."

Disco music could be heard from Boromir's makeshift dance floor, and the children scurried along to watch.

Gandalf had Sarudude pick up his dye and tent and to leave the fairgrounds for having a bad temper.

Thusly, Sarudude went back to being Saruman, and he went into the restrooms, changed into his other techni colour robe and set to tye-dying his robes once more. It was the day Saruman vowed never to try to bring the gift of techni colour socks to any other children again.
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Not as good as some of my old ones, I think, but, that's okay, Hope you enjoy! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

11-03-2003, 10:35 AM	#15
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Well, I think this is just too good a thread to let die, so I hope that I can help bring it back... ____________________________________________ Turning on the disco ball, Saruman was greeted by Boromir the Disco King. Annoyed at this, Sarudude turned off the disco ball and Boromir left. "Blast it all, can't have a Disco ball of Many colours without that dude coming in." He muttered to himself. He walked over to a mirror to make sure that his robes were nice and tye-dye. They were indeed very colourful. It was the day of the colour-fest at the amusement park where once Fararmir worked. Saruman, now named Sarudude, had set up his 'Funkadelic Tye-Dye Shoppe' but he had to lost the Disco Ball, which Boromir took to his own stand, anyway. At last his first customer came to his tent, where his shoppe was. Putting on some shades, he cleared his throat and began to speak. "Hey, you dudes! I'm Sarudude, are you ready to learn how to make your socks totally funkadelic?!" To see an elderly bearded wizard, wearing tye-dye robes, and speaking in such a manner was quite frightening to the children and thusly they tried to run away screaming. Unfortunately for them, their parental units ushered them back to Sarudude's tye-dye emporium... "Peace, little dudes, I just wanna show you how to make your socks look really cool." The kinds shuddered and watched as Sarudude took out a few pairs of socks and handed them to the children. He then took out three buckets full of dye, and a bunch of rubber bads. "Okay dudes, just bunch up the socks and put the rubber bands on them, then dip them randomly into the dye!" One child stared at Sarudude and asked him, "Are our socks going to be as colourful as that dress you're wearing?" Sarudude raged as this, but it was all part of the childrens' plan. "DRESS?! THIS IS NOT DRESS! These are wizardly robes!" As Sarudude raged on and on, the children signaled out to Gandalf, who handed them a bucket much like the ones on the counter. The kids, circled around him and at last dumped the bucket on Sarudude. It took a while to change, but at long last, Sarudude was no longer "Sarudude on Many-Colours" Gandalf stepped out, with a pipe to his lips and laughing heartily. "I told you I liked white better." he smirked. Sarudude raged, and lunged for the children, but Gandalf protected them. "Run along little ones, Boromir is about to perform." Disco music could be heard from Boromir's makeshift dance floor, and the children scurried along to watch. Gandalf had Sarudude pick up his dye and tent and to leave the fairgrounds for having a bad temper. Thusly, Sarudude went back to being Saruman, and he went into the restrooms, changed into his other techni colour robe and set to tye-dying his robes once more. It was the day Saruman vowed never to try to bring the gift of techni colour socks to any other children again. ____________________________________________ Not as good as some of my old ones, I think, but, that's okay, Hope you enjoy! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.