Arwen: An all-expense paid session with a world-renowned oral surgeon to fix that over-bite!
Elrond: His very own copy of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert".
Aragorn: Hypnotherapy to help him resist those disgustingly heroic urges.
Gimli: A new set of mail without all the weight in the rear.
Legolas: A lifelong membership with IATSI as a stunt-elf.
Frodo: Anyone willing to put up with his whining.
Sam: Frodo...and taters.
Merry: A smarter side-kick
Pippin: A brain
Gandalf: A snow-plough
Boromir: A larger part
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