[Daewen]

During a tennis match, you bless your racket on your head like Aragorn did with in sword in FOTR before fighting all those Uruks.

You truly begin to fear Meela with fire

You try to get your best friend (who you call Frodo) to join the downs just so you can say Do the wave for Boromir the disco king, and Wave kings at Boromir the disco squid, together and no one will know what you're saying.

When a preppy girl at your school gets a manicure, you come up to her and ask if Saruman did it for her since it looks so pretty

When your little sister goes on a pony ride at the State Fair, you say to her, "Rider of Rohan! What news from the Mark!"

You constantly yell at your brother not to look in his magic 8 ball because palantirs are dangerous and shouldn't be meddled with.

You call this brother Pippin, and you call his best friend who is over so much he has become a surrogate brother to you, Merry

You watch Spongebob in hopes that one day, Squidward will admit that his seceret identity is Boromir the disco Squid.

[ August 29, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]