Here's a couple:
You know you're obsessed with LOTR when you get marked off on an English paper for misspelling 'mellon'.
You know you're obsessed with LOTR when your fencing equipment has names like 'Orcrist', 'Anduril', and 'Bill the Pony'. And other fencers who haven't read the books start calling them by their names.
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired!
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