[ElentariGreenleaf]

Forgive me if these have been said.

--You do the Froo/Hobbit/Chicken dance at a bonfire or disco

--You read your LotR book at a party, then follow it when your friends take it away

--You attack your friends for taking your book

--You caress the book at refer to it as 'The Preciousssssssss ssss sss'

--You see a car and a horse near to each other and choose to ride the horse to work

--People with long blonde hair make your heart jump and you begin to get out your notebook and pen, then realise they are NOT Legolas, and leave. Later you seem to recall that there was also I very Dwarf like person standing next to 'Legolas'. You are obviously dilusional ^_-