when you are on another message board [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] (it's non- LOTR, never fear. actually it's a smashing pumpkins one, anyone else likethem?) and you start a thread about learning elvish, hoping that one of the other 4 or so tolkien fans is learning it too. you almost cry when someone who you normally like spells tolkien's name wrong and doesn't apologise. so to counter him you write a VERY angry reply about how you do NOT like it when people insult JRRT, ESPECIALLY when they don't know anything about him and tolkien was your first and will forever be your greatest obsession, no matter HOW much billy corgan i listen to. you also add that if he was in the same room as you, you would physically attack him for his rudeness. maybe even slice his head off. actually no, just tie him up with some elvish rope [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
you are not worried that all of this thread would check you into a mental home free of charge.
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