The Worst (or Greatest) LotR Movie Cast...
Now, what would be the funniest possible cast you could imagine for lotr? here is my unnfinished cast...
Gandalf: Sean Connery (I swear the man could play any character, and I want to here "Ish it Shafe, ish it shecret?")
Aragorn: Pierce Brosnan (no idea why...only name that came to mind at the moment)
Saruman: Alex Trebek (If you ahve seen SNL's celebrity jeopardy, you know what I am going for here)
Frodo: Woody Allen (dont need any explaining here)
Arwen: Cameron Diaz (Diaz's stupid ditzy blond character fits PJs portrayle of Arwen perfectly)
Borormir: Christopher Walken (No doubt in the viewer mind that Boromir is evil)
Tom Bombadil: Chris Farley (I know hes dead, but thats what cloning is for)
Merry, Pippin, Sam and Fatty Bulgar: The Baldwin brothers (Alex, Billy, Stephen and Daniel, respectivly)
Galadrial: Barbra Steissand (/me braces for the lynching)
Elrond: Hugo Weaving (what you say? its the same guy! But in my version he would be in a suit and wear sunglasses and refer to everyone as "Mr. Anderson")
Gimli: Robin Williams (With a big beard and long hair of course, and if you thought gimli was a normal, pretty deep and interesting character before, wait until he is pure comedic relief)
Legolas: Ashton Kutcher (If you though Orlando Bloom atracted fangirls, wait until you see Ashton with waist long hair and a bow)
Now that you have probably passed out from the pain of imaging these people in your favorite movie...i will be running along in order to avoid the lynch mob...
-willkill
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