I can see it now:
ozzy:That F$#&@%g ring be wasted in the fires of the S@$ty mountain s#@t. Who the f@#k wants to BOOBS!
arwen(sharon) Not boobs ozzy, destroy that f&%@ing ring.
Jack as frodo: I will take that f@%#ing ring to...Where the f#$k are we going again. That d&#khead hobbit. I never should have left Bilbos f@#king party last night. All those girls...*starts salivating like homer*
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