I think you've got it all backwards, The One Ring doesn't have a self-esteem problem, it's a narcissist! I was having lunch with The One just last week...
Me: So, One Ring, how's your mother?
One: Please, call me Precious.
Me: Precious... yess precioussss musn't upset the precious *coughcough* erm... I think I should go...
One: Can't handle the temptation eh? yah, I'm used to it [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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