**We have walked 83.25 miles.
We have passed The Bonfire Glade (78).
It is 14.75 miles to the next landmark.
We still have 374.75 miles to Rivendell.**
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[Scene: The four usual hobbits riding through the Old Forest]
Merry (loudly): Yes, most of these trees will have to come down. The new expressway will be going through this way <waves hand> It'll make a loop from the bridge, over the Withywindle and then down toward Haysend, then back over the Brandywine where it'll hook up with the old road in Deephallow.
Trees: [Loom]
Merry (continuing loudly): That'll open up this whole area. First we're going to put in Brandybuck Mall right in this area, here.
Trees: [LOOM]
Merry (still rather loudly): Then I think Withywindle Estates is next, that'll be the pricey homes by the river.
Trees: [LOOM!!!!]
Frodo: Merry?
Merry: Yes Frodo?
Frodo: Shut up!
~*~*~*~
***above quote courtesy of the Stupid Ring Parody...***
Abedithon le,
~*~Aranel~*~
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