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~When Faramir takes the hobbits to Gondor, stand up and proclaim loudly 'That didn't happen in the book!!!' Then proceed to take out your copy of TTT and read aloud exactly what did happen, leaving nothing out.
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*dies*
Do not complain loudly to the rest of the theatre about how Legolas's eyes change colour constantly during the movie
Do not yell "Fly, my pretties, fly!" whenever you see the Wraiths on wings.
*takes a bashing for the worst ones ever*
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"And he sang to them, now in the Elven tongue, now in the speech of the West, until their hearts, wounded with sweet words, overflowed, and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness."
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