Here's a Monty Python and the Holy Grail one.
Faramir has two guys guarding Frodo.
Faramir: Don't let him out of your sight until I come and get him.
Guard: Let him out of my sight until you get him.
Faramir: No, don't let him out of your sight until I come and get him.
Guard: He's not to leave the room unless he has to.
Faramir: this is gonna take all day!
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Then Felagund upon the head
of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine,
till I return this crown is thine."
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