Cracker Jacks
I know this sounds crazy, but what if Gollum found the Ring in a cracker jack box. Think about it. There'd be a note in small print that says "Warning, excessive use may cause craziness, zaniness, tendency to call yourself precious, wickedness, and it makes you invisible."
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Then Felagund upon the head
of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine,
till I return this crown is thine."
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