Haha, these are great. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
What if Legolas and an orc switched?
Orc: I'm..UGLY! OH HORROR OF HORRORS!! WOE OF WOES! *wails*
Legolas: *sniffs self in wonder* Me smell...nice! o_O;
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Saruman: Tonight you will eat manflesh!
Orc: [while other orcs cheer and stomp their feet] Oh dear heavens! How revolting! *wrinkles nose in disdain*
[meanwhile, while the Fellowship journeys on]
Aragorn: Why are you looking at me like that, Legolas?
Legolas: *sniffs, drools* Mmm.. Manflesh..
<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:19 PM January 06, 2004: Message edited by: DarkRose ]
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